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2013/12/16 17:12:05
Mooch4056
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520
2013/12/16 17:28:22
bayoubill
I can't believe it! Just a little common sense! You preach and you preach yet people STILL can't remember to                  use a condom!
 
P.S. does anyone know how to pick locks? 
 
 
2013/12/16 17:45:22
Old55
Maybe he needs one of these?  
 
http://www.amazon.com/Nostalgia-Electrics-HDT600RETRORED-Series-Toaster/dp/B005Q8X6IO
 
2013/12/16 17:47:35
Ham N Egz
well this family friendly fred went to hell in a handbasket pretty quick
 
first sex with a sax player
 
then Darryls Uncles rooster
 
now toasted male members...
2013/12/16 17:49:38
Old55
musicman100
well this family friendly fred went to hell in a handbasket pretty quick
 
first sex with a sax player
 
then Darryls Uncles rooster
 
now toasted male members...


They're not all on the same fred.  
2013/12/16 18:50:20
craigb

2013/12/16 18:51:51
Randy P
The dude was lookin for a little hot sex. Reminds me of an old Eddie Rabbit song.
2013/12/16 18:54:34
craigb
Reminds me of the time I hit on this cute female butcher hoping for a ham job...
2013/12/16 20:42:22
quantumeffect
rsp@odyssey.net
The dude was lookin for a little hot sex. Reminds me of an old Eddie Rabbit song.


Reminds me of an old Frank Zappa tune ... when Joe goes to THE CLOSET because there are "Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German"
 
 
2013/12/17 01:41:27
quantumeffect
Gives you a new perspective on the English Muff-in.
 
It IS called a "Pop-Up" toaster ...
 
The article didn't mention that it was actually the Pillsbury Doughboy and when the firemen got there he was screaming something about a flakey crust on his strudel.
 
 
 
 
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