Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense

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Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense (p.2)

2013/12/17 02:14:32

craigb

I just hope they clean that toaster between uses...

2013/12/17 05:29:04

Bristol_Jonesey

http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052

2013/12/17 08:18:02

Moshkiae

bayoubill
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remember to use a condom!

P.S. does anyone know how to pick locks?
...

Wait a minute ... pick locks with a condom?

Kinda drastic, but it might be funny on the stage in a for high school play!

2013/12/17 08:25:21

jamesg1213

I just can't believe anyone could be so stupid.

I mean really.

What on earth was he thinking?

Reading The Mirror?

2013/12/17 11:55:12

craigb

2013/12/17 11:56:47

Ham N Egz

there is a penis in a toaster joke somewhere I know it

2013/12/17 12:30:33

craigb

musicman100
there is a penis in a toaster joke somewhere I know it

2013/12/17 12:35:56

craigb

2013/12/17 12:36:02

quantumeffect

musicman100
there is a penis in a toaster joke somewhere I know it

I agree, and my guess is that it involves the Pillsbury Doughboy and the origin of the creamy icing on a Toaster Strudel.

2013/12/17 12:40:14

quantumeffect

Bristol_Jonesey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052

Big deal ... so they attached his hand to his foot ... now the guy can scratch his foot without bending over.

Call me when they are able to attach a hand to a penis.

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