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  • Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster-then warn people to use common sense (p.3)
2013/12/17 12:44:15
craigb
quantumeffect
Bristol_Jonesey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052


Big deal ... so they attached his hand to his foot ... now the guy can scratch his foot without bending over.
 
Call me when they are able to attach a hand to a penis.



Most would rather have a foot there Quantum!
2013/12/17 13:30:41
Ham N Egz
craigb
quantumeffect
Bristol_Jonesey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052


Big deal ... so they attached his hand to his foot ... now the guy can scratch his foot without bending over.
 
Call me when they are able to attach a hand to a penis.



Most would rather have a foot there Quantum!


and then there is the joke about the difference in perception of  the measurement of length between a man and a woman
2013/12/17 13:41:50
quantumeffect
craigb
quantumeffect
Bristol_Jonesey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...-hand-stitched-2933052


Big deal ... so they attached his hand to his foot ... now the guy can scratch his foot without bending over.
 
Call me when they are able to attach a hand to a penis.



Most would rather have a foot there Quantum!





Yea, I guess if you had a foot there you wouldn't need a hand.
2013/12/17 13:48:20
SteveStrummerUK
 

 
 
 
2013/12/17 13:51:15
Shambler
I wouldn't put common sense in a toaster either, just bread, maybe pop tarts.
2013/12/17 16:49:22
craigb
Poor Ernie.  (Ernie)  And he drove the fastest milk-cart in the West!
2013/12/19 21:38:02
bapu
I cannae thunk of Juan subtle joke about penis in a toaster.
 
 
 
 
 
There, I said penis.
2013/12/19 21:59:04
craigb
So you like short jokes, eh?
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