is he playing in 3 different bands?
 
is he having sex with the sax player??
 
is he playing sax with a member of the opposite sex?
 
does he have a cooking show?
 
did he move his van??
 
did he restring his accordion?
 
did he learn the chords to those songs?
 
will he pay the 10 bucks back he owns me?
 
 
 
 
 

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Pending the sales of my new LEFT HANDED FRYING PANS! 
 
 

Bayoubill's got it going ON....woot woot!!!
 
He's such a playa.....

On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  

Is he cooking something? 

Old55
Is he cooking something? 

Apparently, not in the kitchen.

bayoubill
On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  

Which part?  The having sex part or the part where you answered yes?

bayoubill
On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  

 
You thought it asked, "is he having sex with the sax"? 

drewfx1

bayoubill
On question # 2 I failed to read the entire question. 
 
Maybe she won't notice  

 
You thought it asked, "is he having sex with the sax"? 

Yes. I Am saxually active. Clarinets, oboes, bassoons, french horn, bag pipes , and occasional snare drum. I have no shame 

Bagpipes? I mean, bagpipes? Really?
 
OK I get the french horn obviously, but bagpipes?