2013/12/05 11:41:54
spacey
That's him! Job well done.
2013/12/05 11:48:52
Starise
 I'm on his Facebook. I think he is still on the road from what I can tell. I could be wrong though.
2013/12/05 14:25:56
UbiquitousBubba
(nods to the rest of the IMF team)
"Okay, it's confirmed.  Beagle is still out.  Proceed with Operation Becan.  Remember to wait until the lasers have been deactivated before lowering Agent Johnson down to Beagle's bowl.  Oh, and let's not have a repeat of Munich, all right?  If you are caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions."
 
"Sir?  In the end, is there any difference between being caught or killed?"
 
"No, Johnson.  None whatsoever.  Not where Beagle is concerned.  Okay, everyone!  Everybody put on a disguise or two and let's get this done in the most difficult, complex and unlikely manner imaginable!"
2013/12/05 14:52:44
craigb
I always use a Clown suit as my disguise.  Beagles won't eat clowns 'cause they taste funny.
2013/12/05 15:31:03
UbiquitousBubba
(note to self: That creepy clown who's always hiding behind the furniture just might be CraigB.  Next time, go easy with the electric cattle prod, just in case.)
2013/12/05 15:37:15
craigb
I like cattle prods.
2013/12/05 18:24:43
Old55
craigb
I like cattle prods.


So do monkeys--as long as they're used on cattle. 
2013/12/05 18:51:24
craigb
So cattle probably don't like monkeys, ya?
2013/12/05 21:01:22
Old55
That's probably because cattle can't fling their cow pies.  
2013/12/05 22:00:11
bapu
Beagle's M.I.A.?
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