At our age, just getting into the Vagina Room is an accomplishment, even if it's over too soon. OTOH, it's in Ballard.
Don't feel bad, though. My new gig is in a sports bar in South Everett, setting up in front of the dart machines (which we unplug lest the drunks be tempted to toss projectiles past our heads). To be sure, it's no Vagina Room. But then it's not Ballard, either.