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Plus of course, Pedro will read them all 
Tom has some good stuff and some ...lousy stuff! As in over rated and full of itself!
I always thought that DSOTM was a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead from Bapu Sickness, but then that is not discussed or ever bothered to be sung about! And then he creates a story about Shakespeare in Love with one of the boys in his theater group, like he wouldn't know the difference! Ohhh wait ... that was in Italy! And they did have women performers then, which England didn't!