So how is this going to work for you long term?  For example, if you want to take advantage of something's beneficial effect, like the stress reduction associated with listening to music, do you wait for the stress reduction to occur and then drop an LP on the turntable?
 
And, more importantly, how will you know it is music that you need to listen to after you have started to experience the stress reduction?
 
This sounds like a job for Oliver Sacks.

What cuts my brain is who she married!

quantumeffect
So how is this going to work for you long term?  For example, if you want to take advantage of something's beneficial effect, like the stress reduction associated with listening to music, do you wait for the stress reduction to occur and then drop an LP on the turntable?
 
And, more importantly, how will you know it is music that you need to listen to after you have started to experience the stress reduction?
 
This sounds like a job for Oliver Sacks.

Maybe Bubba will be able drop the needle at the beginning of an LP, play it normally and hear all the backwards messages. 

It would have hurt worse if it was paper cut, no?

Or a chain saw. 

No pain, no gain.

(Note to self: Next time, don't put the razor on the counter next to the Home Lobotomy kit.  They look too much alike.)

Well, hopefully you didn't learn how to perform a lobotomy from the Ramones.

UbiquitousBubba
(Note to self: Next time, don't put the razor on the counter next to the Home Lobotomy kit.  They look too much alike.)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

UbiquitousBubba
(Note to self: Next time, don't put the razor on the counter next to the Home Lobotomy kit.  They look too much alike.)

For those days when you're not quite awake, I'd also suggest not keeping your razor and toothbrush in the same container.