This reminds me of the 'King of Queens' episode where Doug Heffernan asks Aurthur to stop calling it a 'mouth organ'. lol
But anyways, did you try this yet Daryl?
Is it worth going to bank and getting a loan for $3.99 for?
EDIT: oops! - just noticed that it's pounds and not dollars. Oh no - that'll add another $1-2 to the total.
Gee - I don't know. For that, price it better do the dishes as well!!