And speaking of fish...
 
 
Somebody just hurled a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
 
 
 
 
 

But don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
 

paulo
 
I'm offended that you assumed that I wasn't saying anything. How do you know that I don't have a speech impediment and just couldn't manage to get the words out ? Maybe I was just taking time to consider what I wanted to say so that I didn't offend anyone. For all you know I might have died and my last unknown action was my hand falling onto the return key. I could have been dead, but all you could think about was you, you , you. 

:P

paulo
And you call yourself Christian ??

 
Actually, I avoid to. And considering my own "beliefs" or lack thereof, people could maybe consider it offensive that I use the name, I guess. One of the reasons I don't use it in its full form and/or modify the spelling. Seriously.

 

paulo
And you call yourself Christian ??

 

Rain
Actually, I avoid to. And considering my own "beliefs" or lack thereof, people could maybe consider it offensive that I use the name, I guess. One of the reasons I don't use it in its full form and/or modify the spelling. Seriously.

Yeah, I know that, I was just being "funny" - it is kind of ironic and I hear what you're saying, but by the same token I couldn't really take anyone seriously who could be offended by anyone using their own given name - that's just PC gone way too far. If you don't like the name yourself, then fair enough, but you shouldn't have to apologise for it.

 
Maybe we need a story that includes fish and a pastor?
 
 
 
So..............
 
 
 
A man went fishing and hadn't caught a thing in four hours, when all of a sudden the local pastor turned up, cast his rod into the stream and within half an hour his keep net was full. The man is getting quite pissed off at this so decides to ask the pastor how he does it. The pastor kindly tells him, "Well my son, go home tonight and rub your hand between your wife's legs, and then rub it in with all your worms and the smell will attract the fish."

The man thinks this is a good idea so he goes home and sees the wife standing by the stove cooking dinner, he goes up to her, sticks his hand up her skirt and starts rubbing away.

The wife giggles and says "Oh hello pastor, off fishing again?"

This thread's been an interesting diversion...
 

 
I'm on safe ground here...
 
No mention of nuns or donkeys.
 
Or creavolution.

SteveStrummerUK
 
And speaking of fish...
 
 
Somebody just hurled a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
 
 
 
 
 

But don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
 

Not bad, but cod do batter

 
I know my plaice.

SteveStrummerUK
 
I know my plaice.

 
You should dolphinately scale back on the fish jokes

 
You've got to be squidding me...
 
 
 
 
 
 
(are we on the same site elsewhere )