yorolpal
And what, pray tell, does pain and suffering teach us?
That God is specialized in torture?
You're talking about a God who casted the whole humanity out of Eden, thousands of generations, because
one of his perfect creatures could not resist
one temptation. Not that he'd give her formal training before, or anything. He'd simply given orders, as usual, and proceeded to expose his candid creatures to Satan himself. The ultimate bad guy. Not just a human enemy - we're talking full-fledge fallen angel with all its mighty superpowers. That dude could even turn himself into a snake. A TALKING SNAKE! Freak!!!
I don't know if you can imagine - I live in the age of internet and, unlike Adam and Eve, I've seen my share of crazy sh!t, but a talking snake, that would certainly throw me off balance...
Anyway, so much for giving everyone a fair chance.
Obviously, that didn't turn out too well for the creatures. But instead of being pissed at his enemy Satan for corrupting his beloved creature, what did he do? You got it - he cast his creatures out to be further tortured and tormented by Satan, to whom God gave an all-access pass. He can do literally anything to corrupt us. We're his All You Can Eat Buffet. And if he manages to corrupt us, we're his for all eternity to burn and torture in the everlasting flames of hell, as agreed w/ God.
God lovingly watched over our progress, exterminating entire populations, flooding us, burning us, turning us to stone, ordering us to commit mass exterminations, to organize slavery, to chop the foreskin of our wee wee, making us sick, taking our health, making childbirth painful, and so on.
To be fair, he did give us a break once in a while - on our day off, we got to slaughter animals to appease him because he thought the smell of burning carcasses was pleasant.
But he still hadn't got over the fact that his candid creature had not overthrown Satan, so he got a human woman pregnant so that his son could die on the cross in order for him to forgive us.
Simply forgiving us wouldn't have worked. More people needed to die. Lot more. Major lot more.
To be honest, things did not go as planned. Before Jesus was slaughtered and died an excruciatingly painful and humiliating death as a criminal under the eyes of his loving father, he'd revealed the basic plot: "Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened." The Kingdom Come was a done deal, pretty much.
So now, technically, God is no longer mad at us... He's forgiven us 2000 years ago. Though it seems that he feels that he has to shove our nose into it a little more - just to make sure that we realize how awesome it was for him to finally forgive us stiff-necked ungrateful brats after gazillions had died.
As for the rest, well, it turns out that, like lots of things in the Bible, "this generation" didn't really mean "this generation" - it meant something else, something no one can quite be sure of. The only thing they know for sure is that it's coming soon. But at least we know we're safe. Except for sickness and earthquakes and tsunamis and hunger and cancer and aids and death and all those minor annoyances...