Almost 4 months after the surgery and I'm walking several miles a day, with no pain or pain pills. Six months ago I could only hobble around with a cane or walker. Life is good, and the expense of the surgery was worth every penny. And I may have to cash in my penny jar to pay for it. Damn, that had been earmarked for music software!
Thanks for the ideas, everyone. I like the idea of a brief resumé that doesn't make it obvious that I've been in the business since before the Intel 4004.
Like many, I have many skills that are no longer in demand. But being the principal tech-head for my company means I wear many hats, so I'm thinking it would not be unethical to mention only those skills that are still relevant while skipping, say, all the years spent coding ANSI-C.
Or maybe I'll just try for a gig at Guitar Center. Surely there are no pre-qualifications required to work there! I won't mention any knowledge of musical gear on the application.