One of our forum members (jerotas) has actually done that - write an Android game. Last I heard from him he hadn't put any down payments on a yacht yet, though.
 
Check it out here: 
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.darktonic.attackofthewallstreettitan
 

 

bitflipper

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"Just For Men" beard darkener and a "Decemberists" T-Shirt??

Now you've got me thinking. I have some shoe polish and several retro "Cakewalk by Roland" T-shirts. In a drawer somewhere I have some white plastic earbuds, and the grandkids have a sheet of rub-on tatoos. My pants already tend to droop stylishly, having lost 20 lb. after the surgery. Would it be going too far to superglue a skull to my earlobe? If not, remind me again, which ear says "I'm gay" and which one says "I'm badass"?

Bitflipper . . . I've had to laugh out loud at this one . . .. think you've got a solid career in stand-up comedy, or a least writing for a stand-up comic !

Thanks, but you have to admit Canadians are an easy audience. I once did a some shows in Surrey - as a musical opening act, not as a comedian - with Canadian comic Nestor Pistor. The guy has multiple gold records (although I think in Canada you only have to sell 100 copies for gold status) and makes a living telling jokes that were old when Henny Youngman was telling them. We backed him up when he sang his hit single "Winestoned Ploughboy", which had the room ROFLing. I still quote Nestor now and again for a cheap laugh.