you flying piece of mother ...beep...burt....bzap..
 
oh... wait.... profundities... you said ..my bad!!

26: Steal this Book -- Abbie

Sarcasm! Bitter Sarcasm!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I loves it!

Thomas Jefferson said a lot of things, but the phrase attributed to him in this post is so modern in diction and atypical of his writing that it screams of error. A little searching confirms that this is a misattribution of a speech delivered by Gerald Ford. It is also extremely unlikely that any modern president, especially Reagan, actually wrote many of the memorable quotes provided to him by his speech writers and quoted here.
 
 
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/626591
 

Hi,
 
"Everything I have ever told you is a lie, including that!"
 
"What do you mean, everything is a lie, then what am I supposed to believe in?
 
"Well, not me, Stanley! I'm the devil!"
 
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore in the original "BEDAZZLED" which they wrote, btw! And the end, about St Peter and the media is even better, and so true is hard to believe it was stated almost 45 years ago!