Daffodils of Flatulence
By
F Spot Fitzenplat
Oh daffodils of flatulence
a rose was never naught
to the store where mary went
with cupcakes that she bought
you tell the tales of old wives men
and send memos down to me
about a time when winter was
as harsh as a poisoned tea
oh daffodils of flatulence of delta airlines co
who banged their bangs so we did see
the towers down below
and cherry gums, and liquored bums, and parsley parleyed plots
were daffodils of flatulence upon cemetery lots