Gerard says the best thing about today is that he can finally enjoy his vacation. He's greeted surprisingly many kids while on duty in front of the house last night. 
 

 
 

Starise
 
  I only had one trick-or-treater.
 
I think he may have been lost but he hit the mutherload of candy. Really only needed to stop at my house.
 
After telling the Incredible Hulk to dig deep cause' we weren't getting many treaters , I STILL have a lot of good candy left...and someone has to eat it right?

Your dentist will be very happy you did!

 
I thought that I would be a bit more organised this year, and get a really good costume for my mate's Halloween party.
 
I went into this fancy dress place in town and walked towards the Dracula style outfits. A female shop assistant asked me if I needed some help, so I told her what I was looking for.
 
"I don't think that we can help you" she said, "You might want to try the Manchester United replica kit shop across the road."
 
"Ah, I don't think you heard me correctly" I replied, "I said that I wanted to look like a Count..."
 

 
My mate said there's one thing he hates about Halloween.
"Which is?" I asked.
"Yeah," he replied, "they freak me out."

SteveStrummerUK
 
I thought that I would be a bit more organised this year, and get a really good costume for my mate's Halloween party.
 
I went into this fancy dress place in town and walked towards the Dracula style outfits. A female shop assistant asked me if I needed some help, so I told her what I was looking for.
 
"I don't think that we can help you" she said, "You might want to try the Manchester United replica kit shop across the road."
 
"Ah, I don't think you heard me correctly" I replied, "I said that I wanted to look like a Count..."
 

 
I thought it was Liverpool kits, but it it still works.

I managed to not eat any Halloween candy yesterday.
Had ice cream instead. Blue Bell Homemade In The Shade. mmmmmmmmmm...

We get absolutely no TOT-ers. Our street is only 15 houses (we're on a cul de sac) and we have no street lights.

WTH jess happened?

bapu
We get absolutely no TOT-ers. Our street is only 15 houses (we're on a cul de sac) and we have no street lights.

But you do have fornicating squirrels so there is that...

craigb

bapu
We get absolutely no TOT-ers. Our street is only 15 houses (we're on a cul de sac) and we have no street lights.

But you do have fornicating squirrels so there is that...

And grandsons I can put to werk.