kennywtelejazz
Say Hello to my little friend .....ooopppsss, I mean , my imaginary little friend 

this topic gets me going ...i had to make this pic just to calm down ...
Kenny
You know you can buy those (the cannon) in the USA without a lisense or background check. Anything muzzloading is OK... if you can afford it. I have given serious thought to getting one to maybe do some enactments. I had a friend, deceased, who actually had a replica 12 lb Parrot gun. He had a lisence because he had a LOT of guns. He once supplied guns for a Chuck Norris movie filmed in Atlanta, don't remember which one. He had huge machine guns on tripods etc... calymores, the whoe gamut.. anyway he had this Parrot gun, it was a rifled gun from the 1860s and he, with his lisence could get explosive shell made. Without a lisence you can only shoot duds or round solid shot.. or grapeshot, or chain, or nails... so, he would go to Ft. Benning and have competitions with the active duty military, shooting the Parrot against (at targets) the military and modern guns... what FUN that must have been. I think you can get a used Napoleon for around 20K. Get a few friends, some earplugs, and hire out for ceremonies etc. I think it would be a "blast". We still celebrate "Decoration Day" here in N GA. The first Confederate memorial day was held in Kingston, GA about 10 minutes away from me... it started under occupation with permission from the yankee general in Kingston while the war was still on as long as the women doing it also honored the yankee dead. An agreement was struck and it has not missed a year.
As far as the hippo... you're on your own. No telling who he might bite... LOL
@ Herb, I have not looked at your links yet, but I will this evening. I dont know if I said but I looked at the wireless security cams and DVR on either Tigetdirect or Newegg, I could do that for about the same price as getting two trail cams. Going to the MP6 and a Black Ops unit that sends pics and alerts to my phone. I'll have to get a SIM card for it and I think it will be 20 bucks a month with AT&T. Then I can move them and also use them when something starts to eat the cat food again. Also use them to watch rat bait boxes to see if rats of chipmonks are eating all the bait... then I can expense them to my business.
Am thinking about getting an Airedale puppy. They use them for lion hunting that should do the job... will get a small dog if I have to.
I'm only buying one more gun. That will be for my wife, something that she can be comfortable with. Also getting her a taser. It is too late to not have guns, they are here already, along with too many guitars, amps, metal detectors, and other stuff... I need a safe I think. Swords too... a machete, Kabar full size fighting knife, nice and sharp hand made skinning knife, I usually wear my Buck folding hunter, when I was young I could get it out and open with one hand in about 3sec from buttoned in the case. I need to practice...
Ya'll don't get the idea that I am some sort of bad a55, I'm not.. and I don't know exactly what I would or will do. I have always avoided confrontations and done my best to defuse things even apologizing when I was not wrong. I don't want to hurt anyone but like I said, it is like a small war. This place is my land, my house is like my castle. I am lord here. I am responsible and am NOY going to allow anyone to invade here to steal, rape, kill, or whatever they might do. There is too much at stake, too much that can go the wrong way if someone takes it upon themself to invade my home, for whatever reason, and if I don't respond immediately. I couldn't shoot someone in cold blood but I might knock them around with this wooden baseball bat. I would not just hold someone and wait for the police to come get them and then let them go. I would inflict some pain and suffering on them for their trouble and let them know that if I ever see them near my home again... then all bets are off.
That is the way I think... what I might do.. I really don't know but if they threaten my wife, me, my cat, or anything I don't know what I'll do.
I really hope whoever it was never comes around again.
Thanks!!
J