http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/October/nationalbolognaday.htm
 

my bologna has a first name its.....ahhh.....
o-s-c-a-r
my bologna has a secong name its....ummm...
ma-y-e-r
i luv yo eat it every day and if yoo ask me why i'll
sa a a a a a a a a a a y cuz oscar myer has a way with
b-o-l-o-g-n-a

You have a way with a tune, Mesh. 

i luvre me sum bologna sammich

Old55
You have a way with a tune, Mesh. 

I have to say though, that tune just has stood the test of time........their marketing dept. was a success.
Everytime bologna is mentioned, that song pops in my head.

You got that right. 

 Reminds me of a story I heard once...well maybe twice.
 
 Seems a lucky man found himself a genies bottle. He didn't know what it was until he rubbed it. ( Now I don't generally rub me bottles but he did for some unknown reason).
 
 A genie appeared and told him he had three wishes. His first was unlimited wealth which he was granted immediately. The second was to have a wonderful girl which he was also granted immediately. 
 
 He couldn't quite figure out the third wish and while he thought to himself he started humming to himself, " I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener" Poof!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNddW2xmZp8
 
 Ya it's an old one.
 
 

Happy national bologna day to you all as well.  Please remember that November is Heart Attack History Month, and we will be having a huge gathering at the Sloan Kettering Center for Blood Pressure Awareness.

This thread is full of baloney.

La Mortadela