... the cider fecks were terrible.

I think I did that with Kaopectate and cognac once. I can't remember 

I heard that a certain forum member, who I won't name because that wouldn't be fair (for the sake of the story we'll just call him Alex) took his wife to the doctor to see about getting treatment for her Tourette's.
 
It turned out that she didn't have it after all and he really is a fecking massive twat.

Wow I think you would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that! Brilliant comments really witty, clever and funny. Well done you.

 
Larf?
 
I nearly did.