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That's AWESOME McQ....

Great story!

That was a great read Mike. Thank you.

Whose "mke" in the story?

A whale of a story Mike with strong porpose too!  
 
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Wow!  Nice story.  Any pics?  

 
I said to this girl, "Did you know the Argentine blue-bill duck has, for its size, the largest penis of any vertebrate, over half its body length?"

"Get out of here," she said.

"It's true," I replied. "And did you know that the blue whale ejaculates around five gallons of sperm?"

"No, get out of here," she said again. "This is the ladies toilets, you feckin' pervert."

 
That's not funny Strummy.
 
Not funny at all.
 
Best regards.
 
:-)

 
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....................................................... breathe.