Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
 
Carl: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
 
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
 
Carl : We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.

yorolpal
Practically any line from "Dr. Strangelove" or most any line delivered by Dudley Moore or John Gielgud in "Arthur".

For instance: "a real woman could stop you from drinking."

"It'd have to be a really big woman."

PC and DM ... the movie you want to see is their original "Bedazzled" which is phenomenal and the lines are unreal. And their takes on advertising (check out the ending with Saint Peter being omnipotent), or liars, or reality ... are magnificent.
 
The best one is ... "everything I ever told you is a lie, including that!"
 
The rest is up to you to hear and see! Even the music is fabulous in it!

There was an "original" Bedazzled?  Didn't know that.
 

check out on youtube the two parts of movie insults...
 
part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

I just watched the "Ref" again last night.
 
"Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding!"

It's only a flesh wound.  

Anything Python. He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.

Was that a frank or a bean?

bitflipper
Anything Python. He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.

craigb
Was that a frank or a bean?

heh, heh........my favourite film of all I think :)