Stop a co-worker from snoring during lunch break? I think I see the newspaper moving back and forth over there.

Spray lighter fluid on his crotch and light it?

craigb
Spray lighter fluid on his crotch and light it?

Harsh, but fair.

I had an employee who claimed to be narcoleptic but actually just stayed up all night then came in to work exhausted. He'd be sitting there working at the computer and just doze off. First few times I woke him up politely. After a while I started clapping my hands really loud right next to his ear and told him if he was too tired to work he should go home. He started staying awake... at least when I was in the office.

It's the little things that count.  A staple is small.  When using a stapler to wake a coworker, it's important to remember one critical factor.  Location, location, location...

Starise
Stop a co-worker from snoring during lunch break?

Pffft.....you have it good.
 
I have co-workers snoring from both ends.

UbiquitousBubba
It's the little things that count.  A staple is small.  When using a stapler to wake a coworker, it's important to remember one critical factor.  Location, location, location...

Staple his weener to his tie?

Release a Wolf spider on his arm.

rsp@odyssey.net

craigbSpray lighter fluid on his crotch and light it?

Harsh, but fair.

Lol. Man I am glad I am working from home today.

I just cannot stop chuckling from this quoted post.
Nicely done men.

1) leave Breathe Right Nasal Strips TM on his desk
2) leave pamphlets about Deviated Septum surgery on his desk
3) leave pictures of you holding a 20 pound sledge hammer over his head while he's asleep