Or a nine pound hammer if you're into blue grass.

Tell him he looks reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy cute when he's asleep.

paulo
Tell him he looks reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy cute when he's asleep.

I don't even want to know how you know about that one.

bapu

paulo
Tell him he looks reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy cute when he's asleep.

I don't even want to know how you know about that one.

craigb told me.

paulo

bapu

paulo
Tell him he looks reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy cute when he's asleep.

I don't even want to know how you know about that one.

craigb told me.

Typical

 
A few ideas here ...
 
 

 
 

I would probably just ask him if he is done with the sports page.

I have always loved the old prank of putting shaving cream in their hands..... and then using a rolled piece of tissue paper tapered to a point..... insert it into one nostril .....
 
 
Or: since he's at work...... I would go with the old tried and true, time tested small pan of warm water...... simply lower is hand into the warm water and ...... waaaa laaaaa.....!!!! Done correctly you can be back at your desk before he wakes up wetter than when he started.
 
OR.... simply pour the warm water in his lap.....
 
 
No matter what, I think it's safe to say that falling asleep around here could be hazardous to your health .....based on the comments above....  I'm getting another cup of coffee....

Starise
Stop a co-worker from snoring during lunch break? I think I see the newspaper moving back and forth over there.

Touchy subject and you can get written up for harassment.
 
There was a friend of ours that had this problem, and he also had his eyes closed, and he never failed to answer the call properly and correctly, and he says, that things just relax and there isn't much that he can do. One time someone got upset and threw him into HR, and he produced all the medical documentation.
 
Just when you think someone is asleep ... that someone is not asleep!
 
Go ahead ... light his fuse ... pay for it later in ways that you did not imagine! That's not even funny!

  I'm not sure which one to try first. Thanks CH. Lighting his scrotum on fire might start a small commotion but what the hey, I'll give that a try first. There are a lot of ideas here!
 
 The sound really isn't extremely annoying. Almost like a cadence of the pigs, only very tired pigs. Kind of sounds cute in a pig kind of way. If we could get someone else snoring,say a third below that ,we might have something.