Mmmm...  Becan...

Somehow, when the topic is Men and Sleeping, it always ends in Pigs and Becan.
 
Coincidence?

Mesh, almost all topics end in becan.  I just tried to think of an example of one that does not end with becan, but I can't come up with one.  On the other hand, I am thinking of a platter of thick cut hickory smoked crispy becan.  Oh.  Yes.  It all comes down to becan.
 
I'm very hungry right now.

OK, that actually made me laaugh out loud... thanks!!!

If you REALLY don't like the guy, leave an almost empty bottle of booze on his desk.  Then take a picture of him and post it.
 
Personally, I'm not that mean, so I'd record him snoring for awhile then play it back loudly on a loop from my desk while I'm off in a meeting and he's awake.  The perfect payback.

 I recorded someone snoring once because they told me they don't snore. The outcome isn't always favorable. It was a pretty good recording too. I had all the lows eq'd pretty good. Through subwoofers it was awesome.

Starise
 I recorded someone snoring once because they told me they don't snore. The outcome isn't always favorable. It was a pretty good recording too. I had all the lows eq'd pretty good. Through subwoofers it was awesome.

Yup.
Women never could admit they snore.
 
You could take that recording, put the audio through NI's Mouth, drop a beat, and BAAAAM......a hit song!!
(or get hit)

Put a microphone up near his face while he's asleep and pipe that through the building's intercom.