Bapus don't break. They bend.
Sometimes, they ooze. They might squish, deflate, or expell as well.
There could be slime, but it's not usally a significant factor.
Bapus have a natural defense mechanism known as "Plugins." This particularly fearsome adaptation sometimes results in a persistant motorboating sound as well as a lengthy description of the plugin library.
In their natural habitat, Bapus spend the vast majority of their waking hours posting under multiple identities. Some speculate that the existence of a secondary Bapu identity is the result of an extreme traumatic experience such as a "Daily Post Limit."