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2013/10/01 15:45:26
Shambler
I'm scared of rejection, it's the one thing keeping me well clear of my 'DPL'.
2013/10/01 18:08:47
Old55
bapu
NagBap has a bug in it and if people use it wrong, fans hit the sheets.
 


Doesn't the sheep hit the fan? 
2013/10/01 18:11:50
bapu
Old55
bapu
NagBap has a bug in it and if people use it wrong, fans hit the sheets.
 


Doesn't the sheep hit the fan? 


NagBap werks on reverse sykologeee.
2013/10/01 23:02:25
Old55
UbiquitousBubba
Bapus don't break.  They bend.
 
Sometimes, they ooze.  They might squish, deflate, or expell as well.
 
There could be slime, but it's not usally a significant factor.
 
Bapus have a natural defense mechanism known as "Plugins."  This particularly fearsome adaptation sometimes results in a persistant motorboating sound as well as a lengthy description of the plugin library.
 
In their natural habitat, Bapus spend the vast majority of their waking hours posting under multiple identities.  Some speculate that the existence of a secondary Bapu identity is the result of an extreme traumatic experience such as a "Daily Post Limit."


They break wind.  
2013/10/02 00:39:15
craigb
Did someone mention sheep???
 
(And, everyone knows, Bapu's bounce.)
2013/10/05 05:17:36
soens
bapu
Because then someone might try it.




{your higher power of choice} already did. But it only resulted in more bapus.
 
2013/10/05 05:24:55
craigb
Bapus don't break, but they DO post!
2013/10/05 05:49:47
bapu
Ya
+1
 
2013/10/05 10:13:48
trimph1
bapu
Old55
bapu
NagBap has a bug in it and if people use it wrong, fans hit the sheets.
 


Doesn't the sheep hit the fan? 


NagBap werks on reverse sykologeee.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2013/10/05 12:59:14
bapu
Well NgBap seems to have been disabled in X3b.
 
Now what?
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