OK, Joe, this is an initial part of your video:
I only can see on your video that your A-800 works like mine, with the same problem I've shown (in a better recording, IMO)
You've got a surreal sense of humor. Congratulations!
But I'm very sad with this problem that I think is serious issue, because I paid for something I have not gotten, and Roland/Cakewalk continues to sell this hardware with the Pro of Professional in the A-800 name.