2013/09/26 19:07:36
Rain

2013/09/26 19:32:48
craigb
What a gas!
 
So if you're anal-retentive, you have fart kontrol?
2013/09/26 19:40:50
Rain
I'm trying to imagine a fart control officer's uniform...
 
Hello Ma' am, could you NOT roll down the window?
2013/09/26 19:46:39
craigb
What about reading the ticket?  "Failed to show fart kontrol.  When asked to demonstrate the 'one-cheek sneak,' subject responded with a imbalanced '*FRAAAP!*' instead." 
2013/09/26 21:48:53
yorolpal
I suppose the only way out of a ticket is to "render" the 1812 Overture...complete with cannonade!
2013/09/26 22:33:09
Old55
Norwegian is similar.  Fulfart--pronounced Full Fart--means full speed.  
2013/09/26 22:38:55
cclarry
He he...I don't care who ya are...that's funny right there...
2013/09/26 22:39:10
Middleman
Ausfahrt in Switzerland means highway exit.
2013/09/26 22:48:00
Old55
Who knew there were so many countries farting around.  
2013/09/26 23:17:13
cclarry
Sounds like the Norse have no Gas shortage...
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