It seemed like a good idea at the time.  I paid myself to take me off of my hands.  I thought I would turn a profit on the deal.  Unfortunately, I have absolutely no resale value.
 
I can't do anything with this thing.  It just sits, drinking coffee and asking for more becan.  It is a whiny, obnoxious, and repulsive lump of sludge.  I'm ashamed to be seen with it.  The worst part is that it appears that I can't get rid of it.  I mean, I am stuck with it until Time gives up and goes home.
 
Worst.  Investment.  Ever.

UbiquitousBubba
 I paid myself to take me off of my hands. 

That's deep....
 
I was trying to figure out how many of "you" are really there in this deal and the closest I can come with is X3.

Will you take me in trade for you UB?

That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you.  He's not willing to take a loss.

UbiquitousBubba
That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you.  He's not willing to take a loss.

Unless he can somehow profit by it.

I'm sure he has any tax decisions worked out.  

I tried to acquire myself but I couldn't afford to at my prices.

UbiquitousBubba
That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you.  He's not willing to take a loss.

Bapu is a long term investment in my portfolio, when the intellectual property component finally matures I'm set to make billions.

Jonbouy

UbiquitousBubba
That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you.  He's not willing to take a loss.

Bapu is a long term investment in my portfolio, when the intellectual property component finally matures I'm set to make billions.

Shirley you're not waiting for Bapu to mature???

Even cheese matures!