I am so tired of people asking me, "Why can't you be more like cheese?" That's such an unfair standard. I can't live up to that! I'm always hearing about the great and wonderful accomplishments of cheese. They go on and on and on about cheese. I'm sick of it. "Cheese, cheese, cheese!" (whiny Jan Brady voice)*
*(No Marcias were intentionally injured during the creation of this post. Okay, there was a broken nose, but it was a total accident.)