2013/09/19 23:36:39
Linear Phase
Today is National Laxative Day.  Started by the ExLax Corporation...   Here's to wishing you a regular one.
 

 
 
2013/09/20 02:32:08
craigb
Gives "Having a smoothie" a whole new meaning.
 
(BTW - Do you know why turds are tapered?  So your arsehole doesn't slam shut.)
2013/09/20 07:47:24
Old55
I don't think we need them around here.  FSF is kind of a laxative!  
2013/09/20 10:14:55
bapu
I try to relaxaive whenever I can. Life can get two bizzy.
2013/09/20 15:02:14
craigb
Old55
I don't think we need them around here.  FSF is kind of a laxative!  



Ya.  Lots 'o fiber in that fred.
2013/09/20 15:07:07
Starise
I think they practically monopolized the market on constipation.
2013/09/22 18:55:37
jbow
I bought some stool softner. I broke open the gelcaps and rubbed them all over my wood stool... they don't work, the wood is still hard. Perhaps I should just stand...
2013/09/22 19:04:39
craigb
jbow
I bought some stool softner. I broke open the gelcaps and rubbed them all over my wood stool... they don't work, the wood is still hard. Perhaps I should just stand...



Did you get the correct formula?  I hear there's a big difference if you need one for three legs versus four...
2013/09/22 20:49:43
jbow
craigb
jbow
I bought some stool softner. I broke open the gelcaps and rubbed them all over my wood stool... they don't work, the wood is still hard. Perhaps I should just stand...



Did you get the correct formula?  I hear there's a big difference if you need one for three legs versus four...


Actually I think it is stool hardener... it also made one leg longer, and I fell over. (hile trying to sit on the stool of course). I think it is the same stuff they use to make wall stretchers.
J ...aka Peg Leg McGee
2013/09/22 20:51:52
jbow
BTW... exactly how do you have a "happy laxative day"?? What sort of sordid celebration is involved?
 
How do you spell relief?
 
J
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