2013/09/06 13:42:36
Beagle
is that an Opel hatchback?
 
dad had an Opel wagon at one time.
2013/09/06 13:58:58
SteveStrummerUK
 
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way...
 
 

Through the driver's door.
2013/09/06 14:06:46
SteveStrummerUK
 
I stopped my car beside a prostitute last night.

As she got in I asked, "How much for a blow job?"

She said, "Thirty quid."

I said, "Can you do twenty?"

"Yeah, okay" she replied.

I said, "Great, here's £600 then."
2013/09/06 14:11:17
spacealf
I just pick one off of the lot. It just happened to be black.
 
2013/09/06 14:17:38
SteveStrummerUK
 
My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car...
 


I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
2013/09/06 14:26:29
bapu
craigb
 


 
See????!!!!??????
 
I knew it all along.
 
You're NOT, I repeat, NOT craigb...... yer CRAIG B.
2013/09/06 15:04:25
craigb
bapu
craigb
 


 
See????!!!!??????
 
I knew it all along.
 
You're NOT, I repeat, NOT craigb...... yer CRAIG B.



Had no choice, "Karyn" was already taken.
 
So when are you going to get "Bapu" for your car?
2013/09/06 15:30:44
bapu
craigb
So when are you going to get "Bapu" for your car?


I have it already (for over 12 years now)
2013/09/06 16:10:14
craigb
bapu
craigb
So when are you going to get "Bapu" for your car?


I have it already (for over 12 years now)



You sure is hasn't been longer than that?
 

2013/09/07 21:19:28
soens
"Car Color Gives Away Your Personality"
 
Well, if I haves ta buy it back, they can keep it!
 
 
btw, no mention of purple with lime, cherry, and melon flavored racing stripes... my favorite.
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