michaelhanson

ampfixer
Beagle has rabies.

I hope he gets over it before we have to track our next song. 

Beagle

jamesg1213
Hi,
 
But you can't ask a question, and then say 'nuff said', because you haven't said anything...
 
 

Hi,
You'd prefer I talk about how important I am and how I know every celebrity and every famous musician on the planet, then?  I could tell you how insignificant you are in comparison to the greatness I know and then start talking about bapu like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread even though he doesn't make "real" music because only far -reaching obsuficated non-traditional Hurdy Gurdy players with existential karma can play real music if they even know how because although I might never have actually played an instrument, I certainly am capable of telling everyone else how.  You can bet your bottom dollar on that!
 
And don't be surprised when I talk about nothing and still tell you how great I am at everything and how horrible you and everyone else is at everything because that's who I am.  Speaking of who I am, I really am great, aren't I?  Wouldn't you like my autograph?  I used to give out autographs to college co-eds back in the early 70's when we were all smoking peyote and slugging the tequila bottle until we got the worm.  Then one day the Dean of Nothing and Know-it-alls called me into his office and told me I had to stop giving my autograph to the co-eds because I was too famous and would create an illusion that the college was not as important as I am.  I told him about how great I was and he hired me right there on the spot as the new director of the Drama Department.
 
I told him I'd do it even though they wouldn't pay me as much as I'm worth.  I said I'd do it just to help them out of a jam because the department was struggling with it's 6 grade play of Hamlet in it's fourth season and no ticket sales left to show for it.
 
I remember when I was...