Am
I member of the Alzheimer Association?
I'm sorry, either your previous membership has expired or we forgot to file your application. Would you like to be re-membered? In the likelihood that we will forget to file it again you may do so as often as you like. In fact, the more times you're membered, the more members we can claim. We can also send out more bills to your many addresses allowing us to collect more revenue. The extra monies will allow us to have more people on staff. The more people on staff will mean we will have more opportunities to forget who you are.
So before we do, please sign here________________________.
Once you've finished, sign your name here_________________.
After that, you may sign here____________________________.
And before I forget to have you sign, go ahead and do so here__.
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