You could always try an online lyric generator. This one generates lyrics in the style of your choosing according to some topics and phrases that you enter.
http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk Here's my song in the style of Britney Spears.
Spank Me With A Tennis Racket Richard Simmons One More Time
- In the Style of Britney Spears
by Beef Wellington
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
Oh Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I am God's gift to women!
Give me a sign,
Spank me with a tennis racket Richard Simmons one more time!
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
Oh Rosanne Barr, Rosanne Barr!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're bloated!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're bloated!
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
Oh Ice Tea, Ice Tea!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe The moon exists,
Oh Ice Tea!
To paint myself yellow like that is just so typically me.
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
Holy crap!.. I did it again!
I burned my house down!
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
Oh Tweetie Pie, Tweetie Pie!
I think I made you believe X2b will ever be released.
Holy crap!.. You think X2b will ever be released.
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
I'm not that hairy!
You see my problem is this,
I can never get soft boiled eggs right,
Wishing I had an ass like Kylie Minogue.
Oh honey bee, honey bee!
Oh Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons!
Oh Rosanne Barr, Rosanne Barr!
Oh Ice Tea, Ice Tea!
Oh Tweetie Pie, Tweetie Pie!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I am God's gift to women!
Give me a sign,
Spank me with a tennis racket Richard Simmons one more time!