I still remember how much fun it was when a roommate I had dressed up as a scarecrow decoration and would lean up against the garage wall next to the path to the front door.  He wouldn't move a muscle as the kids walked to the front door, but as they were leaving he would suddenly "come alive" and say something.  Holy crap were the reactions funny, but not as good as when some "older boys" started to walk up to the house and one of them made a joke about the scarecrow and threw something at it.  My roommate yelled "Hey!" and I'm guessing that kid dirtied his shorts - lol!

For 6 years running I designed elaborate costumes and with the help of my then wife constructed.
 
I was:
 
1. A slice of toast with pat of drippipng butter on it
2. A divot with a tee stuck to it
3. A Fudge-cicle
4. First Base, I wore an L.A. Dodgers hat
5. A cutting room floor
6. A vibrator
 
#1,2,3,4 & 6 were all either 4-5' wide or tall and typically covered my whole torso. In the case of the Fudge-cicle it came up about foot over my head and my face stuck out of it. My pats were "white" as that was the stick and they had drips of brown felt in the shape of ice cream drips.
 
The cutting room floor was the simplest as it was just a bunck of VCR, cassette, 35mm film attached to my white clothes. Each had a tag attached to what it was. One was the deleted 5 minutes of "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead. Another was the film of Marily Monreo singing Happy Birthday to JFK (in his private dressing room before the event).
 
The vibrator better well be explanatory. I completely covered me from head to knees and I made a screen so I could sees out but it was difficult for any one to see me. It had a button on the front that triggered a buzzer. When people pressed it I jiggled.

bapu
For 6 years running I designed elaborate costumes and with the help of my then wife constructed.
 
I was:
 
1. A slice of toast with pat of drippipng butter on it
2. A divot with a tee stuck to it
3. A Fudge-cicle
4. First Base, I wore an L.A. Dodgers hat
5. A cutting room floor
6. A vibrator
 
#1,2,3,4 & 6 were all either 4-5' wide or tall and typically covered my whole torso. In the case of the Fudge-cicle it came up about foot over my head and my face stuck out of it. My pats were "white" as that was the stick and they had drips of brown felt in the shape of ice cream drips.
 
The cutting room floor was the simplest as it was just a bunck of VCR, cassette, 35mm film attached to my white clothes. Each had a tag attached to what it was. One was the deleted 5 minutes of "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead. Another was the film of Marily Monreo singing Happy Birthday to JFK (in his private dressing room before the event).
 
The vibrator better well be explanatory. I completely covered me from head to knees and I made a screen so I could sees out but it was difficult for any one to see me. It had a button on the front that triggered a buzzer. When people pressed it I jiggled.

PIXS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.............

CRA$H DAWG,
 
The ex has all the pics. In storage no less. You're gonna have to trust me on this one.

bapu
CRA$H DAWG,
 
The ex has all the pics. In storage no less. You're gonna have to trust me on this one.

sew you could be blackmailed then??
we can make a raid....

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
 
 

bapu
For 6 years running I designed elaborate costumes and with the help of my then wife constructed.
 
I was:
 
1. A slice of toast with pat of drippipng butter on it
2. A divot with a tee stuck to it
3. A Fudge-cicle
4. First Base, I wore an L.A. Dodgers hat
5. A cutting room floor
6. A vibrator
 
...
 
The vibrator better well be explanatory. I completely covered me from head to knees and I made a screen so I could sees out but it was difficult for any one to see me. It had a button on the front that triggered a buzzer. When people pressed it I jiggled.

uhm....uhm....uhm....
nope.  can't do it...nope...nope...

 I'm no longer shocked when I see something shocking. 

If any kids ring my doorbell on 10/31 and they're dressed as a #6, they're not getting any candy!
 
(And they better not try to do any tricks for me either!)