For sale in Las Vegas: a collection of JMP 50, full stacks. Oh, and one JCM 900. 
 

 
Qualifies as torture, doesn't it...

Never look up anything on Craigslist just for fun!
There, you have been reminded.

 
What roadies are going to move all of that, I am sure not to!
 

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I'm still waiting to hear your comments after you go to Ed Roman's store there in Vegas (too bad Ed's no longer alive though - man was he a hoot!).

I dare not yet.

Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man!
 
Mar-shall Mar-shall Mar-shall!

This is cheaper (and lighter, and quieter - lol).
 

 
And fake.
 

Actually, this is the one I'm considering possibly investing in eventually. $600 for s stay at home husband recording demos for his wife - and who already owns a couple of solid state amps - is actually a decent investment...

 
Or then, The little Slash combo. 
 
But I'll have to try them. Anyway, it's simple - I want: Marshall+Tubes+Affordable+Lower Wattage if possible. So far these are the two contenders, there are others I'm sure. I just haven't spent much time checking them. And obviously, if I could find the DSL in stack version used and/or at bargain price, I'd prefer that.
 
My other option, though I've had a bad experience w/ one of their combo, is a little Blackstar tube mini stack.

Actually, (RE: OP) that doesn't torture me at all. All the people having to listen to me play with 6 full stacks blaring is torture. I am bad enough with a half stack as it is!
 
In all honesty, that does look pretty cool though :-)

Every try a Mini-Recto?  I've got friends with them that are over the moon about 'em.