When was the last time you washed your scissors? I bet they're filthy by now. 
 
I just washed both of my pairs. Gave them a good scrub. 
 
Right - time to rotate my plants. 

..and bleach your cloths while you're at it.

I've never used mine because I can't get them out of the packaging without scissors.
 
 

A few decades ago I cut halfway through my thumb with a razor blade. Not on purpose. Had a scar there since.
While cutting some wrapping paper this past Christmas, I cut myself again in the same place.
It was a cutting remark.
 

Boom-tish!

Thank you! Thank you!
I'm here all week.

Picasso's Early Naturalism In Scissors.

57Gregy
A few decades ago I cut halfway through my thumb with a razor blade. Not on purpose. Had a scar there since.
While cutting some wrapping paper this past Christmas, I cut myself again in the same place.
It was a cutting remark.
 

When I was a kid I made myself a robot costume out of a large cardboard box with holes cut for the arms. As I was taking it off a sharp edge of cardboard cut me the entire length of my forearm, and I've had a scar there ever since. It's kind of embarrassing when I have to explain to someone who notices it and asks how I got it. You're supposed to have a cool story like oh I got it pulling a lion off a baby or something like that. Nope - it was just a plain old cardboard robot 

My scissors cut everything including the cheese.
I routinely wash them and put them in the dishwasher too.

sharke
When was the last time you washed your scissors? I bet they're filthy by now. 
 
I just washed both of my pairs. Gave them a good scrub. 
 
Right - time to rotate my pants. 

fixed.