Beagle

sharke
When was the last time you washed your scissors? I bet they're filthy by now. 
 
I just washed both of my pairs. Gave them a good scrub. 
 
Right - time to rotate my pants. 

fixed.

Step right up
 

These advicenations became extremely prescient just now as I decided to trime my moostash and beard then figured "What the heck, let's get some manscaping out of the way as well before hopping in the shower".
 
Well I generally wipe my trimming scissors with rubbing alcohol every so often which I think might be beneficial over the next few days...
 
'cause I nicked my yambag in the process.
 
#alwayscheckyouraim

If I could find even 1 pair of the 4 or 5 we have in this house, I might give them a wash. They seem to disappear through a hole in the space-time continuum, along with any pens I put by the phone