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I do have a great idea for an iPad app: the iGuitar. Six virtual strings and a virtual fretboard. It'll be sure to replace those big, bulky, not-so-portable actual guitars. 

You'll have to learn how to play on a 6" virtual neck, of course, and do so without any tactile feedback, but by now you should already be accustomed to typing with the edge of your finger with your hand curled up like an arthritis sufferer. If this sounds like it might be awkward to play, have no fear: it features one-finger riffs and complete song loops so you can sound exactly like your favorite guitar heroes even if you have zero talent.