UbiquitousBubba
Thanks, folks.  I hope you enjoy the book.  I've been reading these stories and enjoying them. 
 
Karyn, I know.  I'm working on it.  (Really!)  My available free time has diminished substantially, so I'm having difficulty meeting my goals.  I've received a lot of feedback and criticism from other authors, so I have learned a great deal.  I'm trying to improve on these weaknesses in the new book.  I do have a working title.  It is Blithering Genius.  The title refers to a new character who is an evil genius.  Unfortunately, this character is also parasitic hair who must speak through a dimwitted host.  I was thinking of Albert Einstein's crazy hair and I wondered, "What if his hair was the real genius?"  In this case, of course, the hair is evil.  (No, I don't have hair envy issues.  Why do you ask?)
 
Mike, I think the CHB has too much self-respect for that to happen.  Also, Bapu would want his tights back.  We would also need a boatload of guacamole, sheep, mimes and napalm.  The cleanup would be horrendous.