paulo
SteveStrummerUK
You've obviously been reading John T's international bestseller "Why I am not sad, lonely, single, and sad" 
Your testicles are writing books now ? What next ? "Life on the left" by Plummy ?
He is thinking of writing something a bit more fruit-based...
The Plums of Wrath or such like.
And I think he's a little intimidated by his companion down them nether regions.
Although he did mention that he talks a fair amount of bollocks.
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