bapu
Debates and cussings crop up from time to time about the proper naming of these three sports.
I get that the UK and much of Europe do not get why we Umerikhans call it "football". OK, I'l accept that on face value. No debate there.
But, I've watched a few Soccer and Rugby games in my days on earth and I can say with certainty that the rules of soccer does not seem to involve using fists to sock another player (for the good of the game that is). Further I see no rugs involved in Rugby.
WTF?
Well... I am glad you brought this up because I always wanted to know why they don't call Hockey, Puckey!?!?
If they did...
The guy who makes a goal is a pucker. You know what they call that guy's mother?
The guy standing in front of the net, in that case, just got pucked.
If you get hit by the puck, then you got pucked up. Just hope it doesn't hit you on the backside.
Now that I think about it... It probably is better that they called it Hockey.