Me in just a few short hours.
 
I hope The Lovely Lady is there. That'll make my day fer shure.

 
I saw Worzel Gummidge crying the other day. I asked him what was wrong.

"I hate my name," he whimpered. "I wish I could shorten it to something cooler."

"Don't worry," I said. "It could be Worz."

 
I can never remember what those things you use to sift flour are called.

I've got a memory like a... er........ um................ oh bollocks.....

Hey bapu,
 Do you go home with the ink under your finger nails or have you convinced her that acetone is your new choice of after shave?

 
Straummy's interesting geographical factoid #83:
 
The Japanese flag is actually a pie chart showing how much of Japan is Japan.

Darn. I must have missed #82.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I hate when that happens.

mike_mccue
Hey bapu,
 Do you go home with the ink under your finger nails 

Only on "accident" days

 
At school, I was lucky enough to have been taught by a really good geography teacher.
 
I wouldn't have swapped him for all the tea in Denmark.

As long as you don't mention Belgium and "Beer" in the same sentence I'm ok.
 
 
 
 
 
 
ARRRRGGHHHH. I did it again.

 
Could this be the new FSF?
 
Should I retire from it now just in case?
 
Mind you, I did have another wonderfully droll joke about 'geography' I was going to tell you...
 
But you had to be there.
 
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Important message for McQ:
 
Dear McQ,
 
Please buy a Kemper Profiling Amp and get Randy to deliver it to you post haste, if not quickerer.
 
Then, profile all your nice amps.
 
Then share your profiles with me and Ol'pal.
 
You could even do requests...
 
As in: "Hey McQ - would you mind popping out and buying a Powerball 2 E645/2 head and profiling it through all your speaker cabs for me and Ol'pal... and while you're at it, could you repeat the whole process with an Ibanez TS808HW Hand-Wired Tube Screamer at the front end.... thanks"
 
You know you want to.
 
Thanks for reading.
 
Carry on etc.
 
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