I'm expecting something completely ridiculous, like maybe a witty post from "Straummy", "tThe bBapu" or maybe jb101superstar.
 
If I have to tell the jokes around here we are going to have to get someone to hold up a sign that says "laugh" every time I deliver the punch line.
 
Just saying.
 
 
 
fixed

I drink yer milkshake.

 
Sorry Mike, it's time for bed over here in GMT-land.
 
Mind you, tomorrow (presuming I haven't been banned ), I'll post some (hopefully) interesting macro shots I took this afternoon.
 
Inspired by all the 'fake watch' spam that's infested this place today, I decided to screw the back off my real Omega and snap a few images of the clockwork. Fortunately, I haven't wound it up for a few days so the movement was er...... not moving!
 
I'm trying to think up a witty thread title, both belittling the purveyors of their shoddy fake goods, and at the same time not attracting the attention of a Cakewalk mod (fat f****** chance) who might mistake my witticism for spam.
 
I'll kip on it.
 
 

I look forward to seeing the photos.

Got the sign ready for ya Mike.
 

 

:-)

 
But before I ascend the wooden hill...
 
I got talking to a girl in a chatroom last night.
 
She even sent me a photo of herself.
 
She looked a bit of a porker, but underneath she'd embarrassingly typed, "It's well known that the camera adds 10lbs."

I helpfully explained to her that she should feckin' well stop eating cameras then.
 
 

Where's Straummy in all this mess anyway?

 
Ta.............. da ................