Aw, man, I am in a bad position. It's really looking to be time to upgrade everything...
For a USB sound card, would anyone suggest the M-Audio Fast Track (The smallest one around $150)? It would really be a starter for me, so I don't want to go blow the bank before I learn the basics.
[EDIT] It's been revealed that I'll be getting Music Creator 6 very soon, so I can finally knock some problems away. :)
Also, I forgot to mention - This mic isn't straight-USB; it has an audio jack that connects into a small conversion box. I've tried it through the audio jack, and it doesn't really work at all, so I pretty much only use it through the USB converter.
(For those wondering, it's a mic from the xBox game, Singstar. Pretty lo-budget, indeed.)