I forgot to add, another pet peeve is the cheesy Instagram filters they use to take selfies. On top of the inch of makeup removing any natural texture from their faces, the photo filters add another layer of smoothing which by the end of it all leaves them looking like a waxworks dummy. 
 
The worst part of it all is that this makeup is covering up some truly beautiful faces. Take this for example: 
 

 
I know it's all supposed to be subjective, but I'd have trouble identifying with anyone who finds the "after" face more attractive, lol. 

Young woman (well, 37 is young to me) that used to work for me never wore make-up. Didn't smoke or drink, ate plenty of fruit, drank loads of water. Beautiful skin, she looked at least 10 years younger.
 
Damn, I miss her....

At age 30, it was already hugely apparent to me which of my peers had spent their 20's smoking and drinking to excess. There was a difference of at least 10 years in the way they looked. At 44, that difference is even more pronounced with the people who continued the abuse. I have friends the same age you'd swear there was 15-20 years difference between. Facebook-reconnecting with old friends I haven't seen since school has been a bit of a shocker. Some of them I really have to squint at to see traces of the face I knew back then.

Nothing new here. What goes around, comes around.
 
You guys must not be old enough to remember Tammy Faye Bakker. Boy, was she good for some laughs. Not as many as for her husband (good ol' Jim), but still plenty. One experience I'll never forget was, while gassing up my car one day, a guy walked out of the store wearing a t-shirt that was just a smear of colors. Made no sense. When he got closer, I could see the text "I just ran into Tammy Faye Bakker". LMAO
 

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Nothing new here. What goes around, comes around.
 
You guys must not be old enough to remember Tammy Faye Bakker. Boy, was she good for some laughs. Not as many as for her husband (good ol' Jim), but still plenty. One experience I'll never forget was, while gassing up my car one day, a guy walked out of the store wearing a t-shirt that was just a smear of colors. Made no sense. When he got closer, I could see the text "I just ran into Tammy Faye Bakker". LMAO
 

;-)

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And on top of that they're taking those ridiculous duck-face selfies which makes their mouth look like a cat's bung hole. 

That is an insult to cats' bung holes around the world.
 
Since a lot of women have started proudly referring to themselves as b#tches and sl*ts, it is not too surprising to think that they would also adopt the tastes of common ladies of the evening.
 
Everyone's an entertainer these days, any girl with an Instagram account becomes a "model"... and they can't let Kardashians and the rest of those dumb socialites outshine them. Poor women in Las Vegas have had to put on 10 times as much of a freak show to remain just a tad more outrageous than your average country girls...
 
Don't get me started about "men"...

And I guess I'll actually contribute a thought... THIS time.
 
Girls are, well, generally a little weird. I say that as a wenus owner and fully aware of how weird my own gender can be (and in some rather horrifying ways I might add).
 
So ignoring what little I know about women and their habits... I gotta say I'm a LOT more weirded out by dudes who get things like pectoral implants... and particularly dudes who will jack themselves full of crap that will make them "look" "manly" outwardly but completely destroy the actual organs that make them male (many times irreperably and fatally).
 
It ain't easy being a scrawny weirdo but am I going to get cut up or lose my warbles over it? Hell noes.
 
IDK, man. People are vain and lonely and weird.

I have to say, when I first heard about guys getting calf implants, I couldn't stop laughing for weeks. 
 
I have an old friend who was always a bit of a rough around the edges crusty type. Piercings, dreads, that sort of thing. A year or so ago he announced that he had long identified as a woman and wanted to make the change. He's still into women, and indeed was married, but they split amicably because she couldn't handle him as a gal. Since then he's been dressing female and wearing makeup. And I have to say, his makeup skills outshine any Millennial girl's today. I've never been so impressed by the sheer artistry of a lipstick application - the guy is a total pro. And the rest of it is really subtle and enhancing. It also helps that he has one of those faces which could swing either way gender-wise. But damn, it comes to something when your trans friend is a better looking woman than most females-from-birth. 

Ha! Ya, the "gurls" absolutely know how to apply makeup much better than the actual girls.