I don't even have a wife!  
 
Oh wait, I am one.  And I'm not getting a vacation either (unless you count this 23 minutes of sneaking on the forum again.)  But I had a few minutes of fun this summer.  Hope to have a few more in the next few months.  And I only hope my DAW still works!  

Some of the (non) texts in this thread are just too taxing to ye olde taxed out, over taxed, taxed brain.  Perhaps there is such a thing as a brain tax-i? 
 
IIRC there is a new tax to be paid each time the "PC" (non-computer related) word is used.  Undoubtedly it is some form syn-tax tax. 
 
Then there is the thumbtacks tax, and the study of taxidermy (undoubtedly has to do with how to create new taxes, or something like that).  And, I am sure at some point there will be a track tax related to the number of tracks in a given music project.

Best talk to the Bouy about all things tax related.  He would know!

I'm offended that you'd slander my name using it along with the word 'tax'.

 

Beagle
My wife doesn't get a vacation...we're just working, working, working...

That may not have come out right.
 
I could be wrong.
 
It's easily dealt with though, just take two weeks worth of what she earns and treat yourself to a solo break.
 
That's the trouble with some husbands they don't realise how loving their wives are and she's working those extra days just for this very reason.
 
Don't be selfish and thoughtless make sure you take the hint, send her a post card of you pictured with a scantily clad beach babe while you are away to show her that you are still a 'catch' and make sure you bring her back one of the cheapest, most garish, touristy gifts from the resort to show her that you've been sensible with her money.
 
Trust me, I didn't get married twice without learning a thing or two about wives...

Jonbouy

Beagle
My wife doesn't get a vacation...we're just working, working, working...

That may not have come out right.
 
I could be wrong.
 
It's easily dealt with though, just take two weeks worth of what she earns and treat yourself to a solo break.
 
That's the trouble with some husbands they don't realise how loving their wives are and she's working those extra days just for this very reason.
 
Don't be selfish and thoughtless make sure you take the hint, send her a post card of you pictured with a scantily clad beach babe while you are away to show her that you are still a 'catch' and make sure you bring her back one of the cheapest, most garish, touristy gifts from the resort to show her that you've been sensible with her money.
 
Trust me, I didn't get married twice without learning a thing or two about wives...

 
(everyone thought it, JB sez it)
 
 

yeah, roight!
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Jonbouy
 
Trust me, I didn't get married twice without learning a thing or two about wives...

So next time you'll just buy a house for a stranger and cut out all the timewasting, roight ?