I'm thinking The Donald should go for something like this..

He is already close... just fluff it up a bit...
Got any crazy hair pics?

No, this isn't me... If I can find my DL from the 70s I'll scan the pic. I was in full rebellious young man mode and smoked a fatty on the way to the courthouse to get my DL picture taken. Long hair and red eyes... it is somewhere aroung here.