I figure I will put a bag over my head for the gigs this weekend. I looked in the the mirror this morning and IT'S APPARENT to me I need to do something about my face! Then I remembered the Unknown Comic. That's my solution and I now won't have to worry about it! 

Which reminds me! What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

As I sit here setting the intonation on my Tele wondering how many of you guys out there would put a bag over their head if they actually had a nose as big as mine. It's HUGE! It's like when God passed out noses I thought he said roses and asked for a big red one. To top it off I shaved my head. Which makes it look even bigger. I needed all that hair to hide it. Well too late now. It's not like I Am going to get a date or anything. My sleeping bag only has room for one!

My schnoz is huge too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not sure about my nose.
(that juan was four Straummy)
 

I wonder if I should go ahead and shave my zonhcs too?  

bayoubill
Which reminds me! What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Ok, I've gotta steal that one.

YOU ARE BUSTED... you have been calling my cell phone!! My caller ID says ..."Unknown Caller" your name comes up... why don't you leave a message??
 
Please stop.
 
J

jbow
YOU ARE BUSTED... you have been calling my cell phone!! My caller ID says ..."Unknown Caller" your name comes up... why don't you leave a message??
 
Please stop.
 
J

Cool! I've been promoted from musician to caller! 

bayoubill

jbow
YOU ARE BUSTED... you have been calling my cell phone!! My caller ID says ..."Unknown Caller" your name comes up... why don't you leave a message??
 
Please stop.
 
J

Cool! I've been promoted from musician to stalker! 

Legalized.
(Notice it's still a promotion though.)